david guetta way from me
- 2 headphones: you can't talk to me
- 1 headphone: you can't talk to me
- no headphones: you still can't talk to me
before you make fun of a person doing something brave and vulnerable like dancing or singing or reading poetry in front of a lot of people:
are girls still pretending they don’t masturbate?
I dunno, is society still teaching girls that anything related to their genitals is dirty and impure?
peter parker’s job is literally selling his selfies to the daily bugle
skeleton smartypants was defeated once and for all
"I am the beautiest lady in all of the Spain"
The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.
how dare you say we piss on the poor
i am 41 cheetos tall
Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?
we were out of doritos
"no one will ever love you as much as i do" sounds kinda romantic at first but if u think about it for 1-2 seconds or more u realize it’s a terrifying and horrible thing to say to someone