17, Australian, humour blog, mostly re-blogs with the occasional moment of inspirational hilarity that people tend to ignore.

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Health and hygiene before modern times

EUROPE:Why the fuck are we always getting sick? Is it demons? Is it ghosts? Is it a curse?
EVERYBODY ELSE:Have you tried washing your ass?
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71711
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15 hours ago

peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

(via why-u-no-laugh)

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73278
Posted
15 hours ago

jellybeing:

I just tried to say “Justin timberlake” outloud but it came out as “jimber timber”

(Source: dazeyray, via iwillmindfuckyou)

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56421
Posted
15 hours ago

circumcising:

I LOVE LEARNING BAD THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE I DON’T LIKE

(via lulz-time)

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15 hours ago

mydogsnokes:

o yea the 90s. the 90s were great. fuckin sick. raw as hell. learning how to speak. crying for no reason. shitting in my diaper

(via laughing-llama)

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528262
Posted
1 day ago

Customer Service Problem #34

Unpleasant customers who complain and say they’d rather go somewhere else.

image

(Source: ijustneedthemoney, via orgasmic-humor)

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Posted
1 day ago

waakeme-up:

taco-bell-rey:

When you fart in class and it doesn’t make a sound

image

THIS IS MY FAVORITE THING

(via orgasmic-humor)

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53897
Posted
1 day ago

if i ever got sentenced to house arrest i’d just laugh at the judge

(Source: hunterandrewpence, via toodopetoexist)

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1 day ago

atomskdluffy:

stephii-cat:

rose-domino:

"May cause sweating, peeing, and adequate hydration"

ITS A WATERBOTTLE

WANT

(Source: justbriann, via money2k15)

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1 day ago

columbiaphoenix:

counting-teacups:

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

writing adult emails is awful

its like

hi [name of person], 

this formatting is making me uncomfortable but I have to tell you something / ask you something that is vital to my career as a student. 

I re-read and edited that sentence for an hour, but you’ll probably just glance over it for half a second.

thanks! 

- [name]

k

-professor

(Source: countingteacups, via destressyourbreast)

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214866
Posted
2 days ago

joanne-and-deans-bacon:

I’M SAVING THESE TO FUCK WITH PEOPLE’S BRAINS

(Source: best-of-memes, via youisfunny)

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120386
Posted
2 days ago
me:where do you live?
vegan:I'm a vegan
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2 days ago
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