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davidisbeyonce:

david guetta way from me

  • 2 headphones: you can't talk to me
  • 1 headphone: you can't talk to me
  • no headphones: you still can't talk to me

inkskinned:

before you make fun of a person doing something brave and vulnerable like dancing or singing or reading poetry in front of a lot of people:

  1. don’t.

jamiejedi:

piksies:

are girls still pretending they don’t masturbate?

I dunno, is society still teaching girls that anything related to their genitals is dirty and impure?

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

peter parker’s job is literally selling his selfies to the daily bugle

taarya:

skeleton smartypants was defeated once and for all

shitshilarious:

"I am the beautiest lady in all of the Spain"

shitshilarious:

"I am the beautiest lady in all of the Spain"

poupon:

drakensberg:

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

how dare you say we piss on the poor

assiest:

sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

assiest:

i am 41 cheetos tall 

Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?

we were out of doritos 

pleatedjeans:

“My friend who is a gardener sends me photos of himself at work” (via)

powerburial:

"no one will ever love you as much as i do" sounds kinda romantic at first but if u think about it for 1-2 seconds or more u realize it’s a terrifying and horrible thing to say to someone