17, Australian, humour blog, mostly re-blogs with the occasional moment of inspirational hilarity that people tend to ignore.

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tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

littlestmowreader:

nivena:

sload:

gill-bear-toe:

gill-bear-toe:

someone-inconspicuous:

what the fuck is this shit

release the penguins

insert peanuts

are those ten fortes

I see two dinosaurs nuzzling each other.

EIGHT NOTE CHORDS? What instrument(s) is this for? An octopus??

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

littlestmowreader:

nivena:

sload:

gill-bear-toe:

gill-bear-toe:

someone-inconspicuous:

what the fuck is this shit

release the penguins

insert peanuts

are those ten fortes

I see two dinosaurs nuzzling each other.

EIGHT NOTE CHORDS? What instrument(s) is this for? An octopus??

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

(via somethingfunnyandrandom)

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australian-government:

awesome-fucking-australian:

buzzkill

sources say he issued the aforementioned statement after discovering his heart temperature and ice are the same. 

australian-government:

awesome-fucking-australian:

buzzkill

sources say he issued the aforementioned statement after discovering his heart temperature and ice are the same. 

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harrygilmore:

rickriordamnit:

petition for australia to host a winter olympic games

image

(via iamthelegolas)

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yutoube:

boy, i sure enjoy watching sports. when they throw the ball? classic

(via ksh1zzle)

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cunninghats:

girls don’t like boys. girls like dresses with pockets and guardians of the galaxy

(via somethingfunnyandrandom)

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presidentmikasa:

officialheinzdoofenshmirtz:

if u ever feel sad remember that robert englund once took a nap on the set of a nightmare on elm street in full freddy krueger makeup and when he woke up he looked straight into a mirror and scared the shit out of himself

this is the best story

(via somethingfunnyandrandom)

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lame-waves:

i guess i recorded an ice bucket challenge today after i got my wisdom teeth out ??

(via thefuuuucomics)

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zackisontumblr:

i bet rhinos cant talk because they would make too many jokes about being horny

(via dutchster)

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Anonymous asked: I came in your blog for the Tony Abbott jokes and stayed for the Tony Abbott jokes


Answer:

australian-government:

Stay away from my blog you sick bastard

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lmaoalien:

ejaculot:

when someone says they dont like dogs

image

 

(via dutchster)

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labradork829:

4-week-old Golden Retriever puppies who are all future Leader Dogs for the Blind.

(via laughing-llama)

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