17, Australian, humour blog, mostly re-blogs with the occasional moment of inspirational hilarity that people tend to ignore.

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feeblethekey:

shouldnt:

Need an ark like asap? dont worry, I Noah guy

You shouldnt make dumb puns like that

(via thatpeculiarkid)

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kylesbogusjourney:

activatewindows:

kylesbogusjourney:

WHAT IF MY COLORS ARE DIFFERENT THAN YOUR COLORS

They are, because people having varying numbers of Rods and cones in their eyes, it causes people to see colours differently.

Also there is a theory that everyone sees, for example, the colour red differently eg Red=yellow, but because we’ve been taught that, that specific colour is red, no one knows if everyone is seeing the same colour as another person.

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(via thatpeculiarkid)

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batmanisagatewaydrug:

thumbtackjuicyfruitspork:

You know when a fast angry song comes on that you know every word to and you’re in just the right mood that your eyes light up with the fire and angst of a thousand punk rockers and you just feel so alive

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(via thatpeculiarkid)

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giraffepoliceforce:

If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.

(via thatpeculiarkid)

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hellsbellscastiel:

supernaturalapocalypse:

plainwhitesneeze:

balloons are weird like happy birthday here’s a plastic sack of my breath

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I give you air from my lungs.

(Source: hodtog, via thatpeculiarkid)

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johnlockshipsdestiel:

officialprincewilliam:

officialprincewilliam:

can a dinosaur even get more fuckin rad?

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you bet jurassican

i am so impressed by that dinosaur and that pun congratulations

(Source: officialprincewilliam, via thebiggesttroll)

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5 hours ago

deersjaw:

Drink milk every day to prepare for the skeleton war

(via someninjas)

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cherrylemonades:

my dad just recently learned about “omg”

cherrylemonades:

my dad just recently learned about “omg”

(via australian-government)

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8 hours ago

thebiggesttroll:

If we’re having sex and u only last like 3 seconds i dont blame you im hot af

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8 hours ago

someactorkid:

itisnotofimport:

current emotion: that barn from the walking dead

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Spongebob, why??

WHY DID YOU SET ME ON FIRE, SPONGEBOB

WHY DIDN’T YOU JUST WRITE YOUR ESSAY

(Source: tinysteve, via laughing-llama)

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8 hours ago
eversolewd:

havocados:

In the future they’re gonna sell you air and you’re gonna fuckin buy it.

The lorax is a prophecy

eversolewd:

havocados:

In the future they’re gonna sell you air and you’re gonna fuckin buy it.

The lorax is a prophecy

(via too-busy-being-yourss)

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8 hours ago

kiradax:

pros of turning 18: can legally do the stuff i already do
cons of turning 18: no longer the dancing queen

(via thisisleeann)

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10 hours ago
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